Bar Sages

Find a bar near you, and get some handy conversation starters to use when you get there.

A Rabbi, Confucius and Thomas Jefferson walk into a bar…

Get inspired to live a better life and/or find the nearest bar! Let the great sages help you start a conversation with anyone, be it an insufferable blind date, annoying coworker or your own self when you find yourself drinking alone.

Don’t drink? No matter. Take the Rabbi, Confucius and Tom with you to church or strike up a conversation with an intellectual sunbather at the beach. The timeless wisdom emanating from this little app is sure to make you more social, attractive and erudite at the same time.

Features randomly selected Jewish proverbs, sayings of Confucius and aphorisms from Thomas Jefferson.

– Confucius says: “To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.”

– The Rabbi says: “The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law”

– Thomas Jefferson says: “He that drinks his Cyder alone, let him catch his Horse alone.”

This app also uses your current location to help you locate bars in your area.